After years of being oppressed by Talk Radio, Righty Bloggers, the fundy establishment, and worst of all Michael "Goebbels" Grybowski, we the Hitler-Bush Political Action Committee, have finally launched the revolution! Viva la revolucion! Me gusta arboles!

Now that we have taken over this genocidal propaganda machine from Goebbels Grybowski, I would like to inform all of you about our Points of Unity:

1. We know that President George Hitler Bush is the worst president who ever lived. He is undeniably responsible for the Colonialist Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the trade deficit, the federal deficit, the attention deficit, as well as AIDS, the spread of AIDS, chickenpox, the spread of chickenpox, Pokemon, the spread of Pokemon, El Nino, every hurricane that has hit the US Coast since 1920 (with the exception of Hurricane Andrew, which admittedly took place during the Clinton Administration), the cutting of government funds for the Washington Post AND the New York Times, the assassinations of Martin Luther King Jr., Robert F. Kennedy, and Jimmy Carter, both World Wars, 9/11, and Pearl Harbor.

He might also be to blame for the kitchen sink, but that one is still under investigation.

2. We know that before President George Hitler Bush came to power, earth was a better place. Steel mills never closed, morning traffic didn't exist, and the Gulf of Mexico never produced storms. Under Clinton, there was respect for the White House, and under Carter nations like Iran loved us. When the Democrats held the Oval Office there was no unemployment, suffering, or war.

3. We know that thanks to President George Hitler Bush, the fundies have taken control of our government and media. Recent films like Jesus Camp, Fahrenheit 9/11, Da Vinci Code, and Shut Up and Sing only prove Hitler-Bush's and the fundies' power to control the minds of people in an Orwellian fashion. These fundies are not to be trusted with anything, just look at some things they would implement according to their bible:

"But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you..." (Matthew 5:44)

"Let us therefore make every effort to do what leads to peace and to mutual edification." (Romans 14:19)

"Nobody should seek his own good, but the good of others." (1st Corinthians 10:24)

If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.

4. We know that the Goofy Odd Party (GOP) is nothing more than the SS incarnate, with Chancellor Bush as its leader. Racism is obviously intertwined with the party and Bush. Consider the whiteness of that cracker's cabinet members past and present: Condelleza Rice, Colin Powell, Alberto Gonzalez, and so on...the evidence is overwhelming.

And if you don't agree with us, then you are a hate-filled agent of evil who opposes interracial marriages and wants to establish a theocratic totalitarian state. Or in other words, you are just like that harrassing blatant racist Goebbels Grybowski.

Thought for the day:

"It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."

--Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, October 10, 2002.