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Circumsizing Truth: Position on Marriage
George Bush is of German descent
Hitler ruled Germany
If you don't see the connection then you are totally brainwashed.
Annnouncements:
Rest in Peace, Jerry Falwell. Maybe God at least agrees with your positions.
Also, we would like to apologize for spelling Michael Grybowski's name "Gryboski" in our last edition. As our compatriots, namely Chris Anzalone, who often fight against Goebbels Grybowski already know, its spelled with a "w". This makes perfect sense since he's such a Bushite that he obviously added it in sometime in 2000.
Now onto more important things.
Focusing on the Future of America
We here at the Hitler Bush PAC realize that like tyranny itself George Hitler Bush will not remain in power forever (unless he steals the third election that he runs for by excluding blacks and sending Democrat Jews to Israel.) We long for January 20th, 2009 CE as we know it to be the greatest day in our history as a nation, greater than the Moon landing and Martin Luther King's march on Washington event combined.
Knowing this, we realize that like our brethren at moveon.org, we must focus on more than just the evils perpetrated by our current Reich, or the constant absurdities churned out by that foaming at the mouth Zionist Goebbels Grybowski. With that in mind, we turn to our constant belief in the American Way, notably the rights of all Americans over the age of 9 months.
We also realize that we need to connect with other like-minded individuals committed to a Progressive Future and educating the ignorant, namely all those who disagree with us. Enter the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), who has decided to continue the fight for all-inclusive marriage, no matter the lifestyle. They have released a publication showing what they do best. The link will be provided below, but here are some excerpts:
"In hopes of vanquishing what they consider a 64-year-old injustice, a small but vocal group of polygamous wives and their supporters demonstrated in front of The Salt Lake Tribune, the paper reported today."
"But their real target, said the Tribune, is a 1935 Utah law that turned bigamy into a felony instead of a misdemeanor, and a clause that makes an outlaw of any person who 'cohabits with another person.'"
"They are not alone. The American Civil Liberties Union of Utah told the paper that it plans to back the group's challenge to Utah's bigamy law."
"Talking to Utah's polygamists is like talking to gays and lesbians who really want the right to live their lives, and not live in fear because of whom they love. So certainly that kind of privacy expectation is something the ACLU is committed to protecting."
"But the women's group faces rigid opposition, the Tribune reported. The U.S. Supreme Court has previously ruled the First Amendment does not exempt citizens from criminal anti-bigamy laws, although the ACLU believes there is growing support to change that."
"You don't have to live polygamy, but please respect my freedom to practice my religion."
Full ACLU Press Release Here
And if you don't agree with us, or the ACLU for that matter, then you are ignorant, homophobic, and against interracial marriages.
Thought for the day:
"Marriage is an art. It's a term of usage."
--General Wesley Clark
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