George Bush is of German descent

If you don't see the connection then you are totally brainwashed.

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Due to a contractual agreement, we had to take Easter weekend off. Given our position on the separation of church and state, we here at the Hitler-Bush PAC did not and do not appreciate this entanglement of religion and anything. We don't want a day off. Now onto our current issue:

Proof that 9/11 Never Took Place

Thanks to the establishment and their Big Lie, we have been led to believe that we are fighting a War on Terror rather than some colonialist effort to extract raw materials from other countries for our benefit. The biggest claim that these neocons and neolibs allege is that there was a national tragedy, entitled September the 11th, also known as 9/11, which led to the destruction of the Twin Towers and the deaths hundreds if not thousands of people. George Hitler Bush would have us believe this event took place, and they want us to believe that it justifies their imperialism.

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn’t exist. Having lived under the Bush Reich for seven long years, this alone is proof that the Devil does exist. Just like how Hitler was able to stage national tragedies in Germany, Bush has staged 9/11 in order to make us fight colonialist wars of conquest via proxy. The proof of the staging is in the lack of a target for any “terrorists” to hit in the first place. Are we to believe that a bunch of Arabs with no prior knowledge of the cityscape of New York are going to realize that there is no such thing as a Twin Tower, allegedly completed in 1973? Well, I didn’t think so. That’s right you uninformed ignorant readers, there is no such thing as the Twin Towers. The proof is in the photos.

This picture was painted in the 1750s. It shows the skyline of New York at that time. Does the reader notice what’s missing? That’s right, there are no Twin Towers displayed and most certainly if they existed at that time, the painter would have included them. And yet no building in the background even resembles a tower. Besides, the very nature of a Trade Center is already found. The ships are not of American build or origin, and yet they are there for trade. Why would New York even need a burdening large pair of towers?

Next we have a photo taken during the 1850s, which shows the interior of the massive capitalistic city. Once again, even though one hundred years have passed since that last picture shown, this photo shows NO INDICATION that there ever was a “Twin Towers.” Some Bush Reich apologists might try to point to those thin dark structures over to the right, behind the SHIP PARTS store. Our experts have confirmed that those are indeed only chimneys, and are in fact part of the buildings themselves.

Even by the time the 1950s show up, and all these other skyscrapers have been constructed, there STILL is no trace of an alleged double structure that according to the government was the tallest building on the skyline. But if it were true, then where is this alleged “Trade Center”? We have other buildings, ones that have not been destroyed and also are not used to push us into a country like the Sovereign nation of the Taliban. This was a nation that had no intention of hurting Americans, had never killed any Americans, and never even planned to kill Americans.

And finally, the city today, this photo was taken in 2004. Once again, no Twin Towers and no evidence that there was ever an attack that took place and killed a number of Americans. This whole thing is a sham, an effort on the part of George Hitler Bush to lead us into wars by proxy in order to control the world. These photos and others taken PROVE that there never was a World Trade Center. It is simple logic; therefore, that if there never was a WTC, then there never was an attack. If there never was an attack, then the Bush Reich lied us into getting into Afghanistan, most likely to extract their oil and other precious resources.

And if you don’t agree with us, then you are ignorant, homophobic, and against interracial marriages.

Thought for the day:

"There are no differences between Jordanians, Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese. We are all part of one nation. It is only for political reasons that we carefully underline our Palestinian identity... yes, the existence of a separate Palestinian identity serves only tactical purposes. The founding of a Palestinian state is a new tool in the continuing battle against Israel".

--Zuhair Muhsin, member of the PLO Executive Council